Abstract:
A Fantasy of Science. With abject apologies to Dr. Suess. By J. Storrs Hall. Every Nerd down in Shopton Was a Future-o-phile... But the Schmirk Thought the future they wanted Was VILE! The Schmirk hated the future! Hated nanotechnology! Rejected the vision, no hint of apology! Wanted people to age without cell repair, and never have cars that could fly through the air. (It is not understood, what could cast this great pall, Tho t'was rumored his brain was two sizes too small.)